THE BATTLE FOR PLANET EARTH!
That escalated quickly.
Deadpool's got a plan, and those usually work out flawlessly, so everyone, don't worry! Earth is TOTALLY GOING TO BE FINE.
But, uh, just in case, anyone have an extra spaceship or a teleporter or some interstellar conveyance? I'm sure Deadpool's got it in hand, just, you know, better safe than sorry...